We loved receiving this brilliant poem from one of our loyal customers!
Dear Mr Malcolm Allan
I'm in an awful state
I have 4 rolls and butter open on the plate
I open up the sausages and what do I see
There aren't 4 sausages there are only 3
I know that someone waiting is going to be upset
Cause I know a roll and sausage is not what they will get
Who doesn't get a sausage I have to choose which one
I can't bear their disappointment, this certainly aint fun
I will go without myself today it will save an awful racket
And when I'm in the shop I'll grab another packet
I hope you like my poem, I had to write to you
Just make me a promise that it won't reduce to two
So Mr Malcolm Allan, I will not scream and yell
I will just buy extra sausage and I wish your company well
Fantastic!!! Remember there are 3 slices of lorne in our 200g Lorne Sausage Pack!!!
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